Sunday, June 21, 2020

Masks

June 21, 2020 3:15 a.m.

Uber passengers of St. Charles County: I believe you misheard what I asked.


I did not ask you if I could pierce your nipples with a rusty nail while I drive.


I did not ask you to watch your mother's sex tape.


I did not ask you to join my cult or pyramid scheme.


I asked you to wear a mask - one I was even willing to provide to you at no charge - during our ten minute ride. I asked you this from behind my own mask, which I wore all night long.


My car, my rules. And they also happen to be Uber's rules. I can't help it if "every other driver" lets you ride without a mask.