November 28, 2019 10:53 a.m.
Sometimes, a passenger or group of passengers will ask a question that I find immensely intriguing.
The day before Thanksgiving - yesterday - is one of our busiest days of the year, and, upon my arrival, a group of passengers happened to be in the midst of a fiery debate over the following question:
Can someone on meth successfully domesticate a possum?
That’s it. That’s the question. It seems like a simple yes or no proposition, but there are so many variables involved.
How high is the person? Are they an addict, or are they a first-time tweaker? How long have they been awake? How much meth did they smoke? Do they have any animal domestication experience when they’re not high? If so, what’s their track record? What are the benchmarks for “successful” domestication of a possum? Are we talking about it just not hissing at someone, or does it need to be housebroken? How agreeable is the possum to begin with? How old is it?
See? So many variables. That’s just the tip of the iceberg.
My personal - and, I’ll admit, controversial - opinion, is that there’s got to be some sort of overlap in the venn diagram of meth users and people who have successfully domesticated possums. There just has to be. Go out there in the world and find ten people who have domesticated a possum and I guarantee among those ten people, you’ll find at least one possible meth user.
But what do I know? I just drive people around and stuff.